Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun

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Get ready to laugh in the face of danger with our "Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun" T-shirt! Dive into life headfirst like a fearless scuba enthusiast, wearing this ultra-comfy unisex crewneck tee. It's the perfect armor against the deadly grip of boredom – because why just survive when you can thrive in style? Embrace adventure, crack a smile, and let the world know you're choosing fun over the mundane. Life's a gamble, but at least you're dressed for the game!

Key Features:

●      Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt   ●      Sideseamed   ●      Retail fit

●      Unisex sizing   ●      Shoulder taping   ●      Preshrunk fabric

●      Ring-spun cotton   ●      Crew neck, short sleeves


Color: Asphalt

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Size: S

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Size Chart

Size Measurements (inches)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length 28 29 30 31 32 33
B) Half Chest 18 ⅛ 20 22 24 26 28

 

Size Measurements (cm)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
B) Half Chest 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12